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Pupils climbing transformer fence due to flood.

A shocking video has emerged showing students of a school in Delta state climbing on a transformer fence in a bid to cross the flood at their school gate to get into school. Watch the shocking video through this link. https://youtu.be/pImCkoecq_M

How awful a man slapped a 9 years old for playing near his house

A nine-year-old boy was knocked to the ground when he was slapped by a man, for "playing near his house". CCTV footage shows the middle-aged man following the youngster after he goes to retrieve his football from a grocery shop in Leicester. But as the boy starts to walk away with his ball, the man slaps him, leaving the child on the floor. The shopkeeper said: "The man hit him from behind and knocked him down and left him like that. "I heard the boy scream and ran outside, he was very upset and crying. "The man said the ball hit his door and he was sick of it. "I said 'shame on you, he's nine years old. Leave him alone'." "I think his ball hit the man's door and the little boy ran into the shop because he was scared. "I took the boy inside the shop then back to his family and they called the police. I gave a statement to the police on Sunday night. "The boy has a bruise and is still very shaken up," the busin...

Pastor gives members beer before deliverance

Check out this viral photo shared online that shows a so-called pastor giving a member beer to drink before he starts the deliverance service. according to reports, the Pastor seen conducting the deliverance reportedly gives his members beer just before his religious ritual. The Facebook user who shared the picture claimed the pastor prayed over the bottle of beer for “anointing” before giving it to his members during deliverance. See photo and some reactions below;

Check out this sunglasses of this woman ...

Photos of a woman whose glasses, we don't even know if it is just sunglasses, is weird has gone viral. The unidentified Nigerian woman’s photos have been making rounds on the media. The glasses which is in the form of two hands covering her face, looks really creative. See another below... Several questions come to mind 1. Is the glasses just to prevent sun? But she is pictured in an indoor event in the photo below 2. Can the glasses be used to see the future? 3. Is this a new trend? 4. Do you think it is creative?

Jay Z Disrespects Trump, Says He's A Joke

Jay Z Disrespects Trump, Says He's A Joke Jay-Z has no respect for President Trump but is holding out hope for the future. The famous rapper, who supported Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election, told BBC on Friday that black people have been through so much more than Trump and that this presidency is a joke. "I believe that we are resilient, especially us as black people and especially the culture. We've been through so much more than this guy," he said in an interview with BBC Radio 1. "This guy, I'm looking at him like, man, this is a joke, with all — I can't even say with all due respect — with all disrespect." The “4:44” rapper went on to say that Trump is not a “sophisticated man” — particularly pointing out the ideas that everyone is free.

Funny Charles Novia Is Dragging AIRTEL To NCC

Lol, so Charles Novia who hasn't tweeted in a while got fed up of AIRTEL this evening and took to twitter to say he will formally lodge a complaint against the telecommunication company. And as if that wasn't enough, his followers joined in, with one saying they are all devils so you gotta choose the devil with the lesser evil. Continue...

Angie Hamouie sets to marry her Degree on May

Skazyupdate Na so! trust them with funny stunts. Angie Hamouie is getting married... to her medical degree. The 27-year-old lady from Texas is graduating from the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston in June and she’s celebrating by throwing what she has dubbed a “grand wedding.” There’s going to be a wedding-style dress, a dance with the diploma and, of course, grand wedding cake. She created a website on wedding website The Knot to announce her union with her M.D. “This was such a big deal for her, because it was the culmination of three degrees and nine years of higher education,” Hamouie’s Knot page reads. “Her match represented everything she had worked toward. Angie realized this graduation would only happen once in her life. She wondered, why is it that no one really celebrates their graduation? And if she threw a party, how could she convey that this party was a Big Deal?” So, after her “enmatchment,” Hamouie planned a grand wedding. The party is...

A Gateman promoted to a Teacher in a school

Skazyupdate A Head Teacher with the Cross River State Universal Basic Education Board, SUBEB, on Grade Level 13 has been demoted to the post of a gate man on Grade Level 04, while 758 others were sent to lower grade levels for using fake certificates to gain employment into the service. Dr. Stephen Odey, Chairman of SUBEB, told Vanguard in Calabar that over 758 teachers with fake certificates and 700 ghost teachers were uncovered during screening across the state. He said: “We got a lot of petitions from stakeholders intimating us about the presence of teachers in the system who are using fake certificates and we had to embark on a screening of the teachers across the state and what we saw was marvelous.” Dr. Odey said the fake certificates have been confiscated from their owners. He added that although no punitive measures, apart from demotions and suspensions, would be applied on the culprits, measures have been put in place to ensure that recruitment int...

I go die defend Ayo Makun joke

Skazyupdate  Veteran comedian, Francis Agoda aka "I go Die" has come out to defend Ayo Makun (AY) over the accusations from several quarters that he was encouraging rape with his jokes.

A lady was embarrased in a bus

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LOL! Man drags Eko FM Staff who wants to Marry His Sister as 2nd Wife

Skazyupdate This is kind of funny. A man who doesn't want his sister to become a second wife to a married man has taken to Facebook to oppose her decision. The sister, Aminat Elegushi, an Ltv staff, is set to be the 2nd wife of Mr. Ayodele Ilori, an Eko Fm staff. But her brother has vowed that he won't allow any man put his sister in the line of polygamy... I think from her name she's a Muslim and their religion allows such. So he should talk to his sister in private, give her good reasons, and not bring their family matter to social media.

8-month-old baby weighing 38 pounds baffles doctors

Skazyupdate An 8-month-old baby girl born in India, Chahat Kumar, who weighs as much as a healthy 4-year-old at 38 pounds, has left doctors baffled over what could be causing her rabid appetite and weight. Doctors say the baby was born healthy and without any complications. Her parents say she grew at a normal rate until she was around 4 months old. After that age, she began to cry if she wasn't fed all the time and won't stop until she's been fed. Doctors have tried to obtain a blood sample from Chahat but have been unable to do so because her skin is abnormally thick. The infant is reportedly having breathing and sleeping problems due to her extreme excess weight. Reena, Chahat’s mother, told The Sun: “We don’t have enough money for her treatment, but we do our best to make sure she gets well." Dr. Sharma, her pediatrician, said he recommended the family take Chahat to a pediatric specialist at the Civil Hospital, but they have been ...

So Nigerian Ghosts Are Chasing The Wrong Target?

Skazyupdate Very funny........

Common lies told in a relationship

Skazyupdate A fter writing this article on Common Lies Men Tell , I got requests (from men of course!) to spill on common lies women tell, after all, no be only man dey lie. I'm a born Libran and that means I like to balance the scales. No time for ojoro here, let's talk about some common lies women tell too!!! I'M ON MY PERIOD Women have been known to use this to get out of complicating situations. Hubby wants some action but she's tired,  so she says, " I'm on my period ". Hopefully the man will turn away. Does she want just  cuddling and "romancing" but does not want to take it to the next level? "I'm on my period". Guys, even though the chances of this being a lie is true, respect this lie and STOP. Trust some guys some will tell you and so lets continue. I CAME If you don't know what this means, then you have no business knowing what it is. After giving her action, left right centre, bursting all your Kung-Fu move...

A man falls back when he was asked to kiss the bride.....loooolzzzzzzzzzz

Skazyupdate An overexcited man acted a mild drama at the altar when it was time for him o kiss his bride. In a trending footage shared online, the man gently removed his bride's veil after reciting the marital vows -only for him to fall back and hold his head in joy when the moment reached to seal the union with a kiss.. His best man who was a his back had to push him back to continue with the ceremony... Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-groom-did-when-it-was-time-to.html

Mention one Funny Surname you heard in secondary school (Join the hilarious discussion)

Skazyupdate  I heard Anyalebe??? What about you?

Whats wrong with this LAstman officials

This happened in Marina this morning. A LASTMA official forced himself into a commercial bus while the vehicle was moving. Can't these officials find other more effective ways to stop drivers who violate traffic rules instead of jumping into their vehicles?

Hilarious

Found this photo on twitter. Did a woman really leave her heels inside a man's skull? The nurse in the background makes me think the pic may be real...Whats your  take on this viewers

Proud Terry G Shows Off UK Visa, Says Tour Confirmed

Terry G was at the UK embassy today to pick up his visa which gives him entry to the country for a tour . The proud singer showed it off on his IG page minutes ago.

Funny Memes People Made Out Of Don Jazzy’s Facial Expression In Collabo Video

One of the things I noticed when I also watched the  video  yesterday were his eyeballs. And today a lot of people have made funny memes out of it. See more of them after the cut. So funny.