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Common lies told in a relationship

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After writing this article on Common Lies Men Tell, I got requests (from men of course!) to spill on common lies women tell, after all, no be only man dey lie. I'm a born Libran and that means I like to balance the scales. No time for ojoro here, let's talk about some common lies women tell too!!!

I'M ON MY PERIOD
Women have been known to use this to get out of complicating situations. Hubby wants some action but she's tired,  so she says, "I'm on my period". Hopefully the man will turn away. Does she want just  cuddling and "romancing" but does not want to take it to the next level? "I'm on my period". Guys, even though the chances of this being a lie is true, respect this lie and STOP. Trust some guys some will tell you and so lets continue.
I CAME
If you don't know what this means, then you have no business knowing what it is. After giving her action, left right centre, bursting all your Kung-Fu moves then panting and sweating you turn to her and ask, "did you come?" Bros, if you have to ask, then she probably did not come. Na only you waka come. But of course, a lot of women would rather say yes than bruise a man's ego.
JUST 5 MINUTES
I cannot count how many times my husband has asked if I'm ready and I respond with "Just 5 minutes". Guys, don't take it literally. Don't set a timer and start counting down...give an extra 15 minutes. This is a little white lie that is not supposed to hurt a fly.It is not really cool.

AGE
A lot of women will not even bother telling the truth about this, but it all depends on who is asking. She might throw around "I'm in my early thirties" or "mid twenties"...but never "I'm tatyfife"! LOL. Especially in public!  You will have to hunt down that original birth certificate.

I'M OK
If you know that you have erred yet you ask a woman and she say's she's OK,  "No Problem"...don't believe all is well. Hopefully you have an intuition. That she say's she's Okay does not mean she is. Watch her body language.

These are a few white lies women tell, what other ones do you know?pls share
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