A couple who just married are trying to have sex for the first time. The wife is a virgin so the man is finding it difficult convincing her to let him in. "My love, you know I'm a virgin." "Ehen?" the angry man answers. "I don't know anything about sex so I would like you to explain it to me first?" The man smiled. "I will," he coughs. "When it comes to sex, the vagina is 'the prison' while my penis can be called 'the prisoner'. The wife nods in understanding. "So if we want to have sex, we will put the prisoner into the prison. Let's try it now" That is how they had sex for the first time. After ejaculating, the man removes his penis. He smiled feeling awesome but his wife pinches him. "Sweetheart, the prison is too empty. The prisoner has escaped too soon." The husband is happy to have a second chance. "Oh, really? Let's imprison him again then." So they have sex the seco...
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You must realize that there's a right way to love... the right way to keep your relationship on. However, there are also some things that we do which may poison whatever love we have built. If you are in a relationship with someone you'll like to have forever, then you ought to continue reading and see if you have any of these 4 habits that can kill your romance: It's Always About Sex And Sex: Yes, we all love sex, both men and women. However, if you are one of those people that only think about sex and will make every opportunity to gun for sex, you're surely on a long thing. keep your sex stories to yourself. It is worse if you find it difficult to communicate with your partner when sex is not part of the topic. You Can't Keep Your Eyes Off Other Women/Men: It is true that your eyes will stray to other women now and then, but it is bad if you make it every time. Talking about features of other women/men you love, especially those lacking in your ...
"TGIF" people like me who work all through the weekend will say — for good reason too. During the week, you wake up early and get back late... and too tired for any physical activity, sex inclusive. This can create a gap between you and your lover, especially if sex is a factor in your relationship. But then, since you cannot quit your job, you can make the weekend an explosive one. How? Here we go... Enter The Doggy Style: Aren’t you tired of the conventional, missionary style sex? It is booooooring and you need to try something new. Some people may not consider the doggy style, but it is one of the best positions to guarantee you and your partner maximum sexual satisfaction. And women love it. Even the ones who have not tried it will appreciate it because it is a short route to hitting the G-spot. Get Wet Together... In The Shower: Sex in the shower is something you should try this weekend. Getting wet together and having some fun afterwards will prove very re...
University of Chicago Summary: A new study suggests the difference between love and lust might be in the eyes. Specifically, where your date looks at you could indicate whether love or lust is in the cards. The new study found that eye patterns concentrate on a stranger’s face if the viewer sees that person as a potential partner in romantic love, but the viewer gazes more at the other person’s body if he or she is feeling sexual desire. Share This Email to a friend Facebook Twitter Google+ Print this page More options UChicago researchers analyzed eye movements and found patterns in how subjects experienced feelings of romantic love or sexual desire. In this image, a viewer’s eyes fixate mostly on the faces of a couple that evokes feelings of romantic love. Credit: Courtesy of Stephanie Cacioppo [Click to enlarge image] Soul singer Betty Everett once proclaimed, "If you want to know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss." But a new study by Univ...
The two stars shared pics of their big butts on their respective instagram pages. Serena's photo was taken while on holiday in Croatia over the weekend, while Kim's is a throwback from her holiday in Thailand earlier this year. Can you tell which is Kim's & which is Serena's? See full pics after the cut
Find the EFCC press release below... The public is hereby notified that the duo of John Samson Akpan and Monday Idaresit Ekpo aka “Boyce,” managing director, Elite Concrete Lifestyle Ltd, whose photographs appear above are wanted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) in a case of criminal conspiracy, obtaining money under false pretence and fraud. The two, alongside five others, are alleged to have defrauded one Alhaji Umaru Garkuwa, a Bureau De Change Operator, of the sum of Three Million, Two Hundred and Ninety Thousand Naira (3,290,000.00). Fair complexioned John Samson Akpan is from Akwa Ibom state. His last known address is No. 20, Unity Road, Ikeja, Lagos State, Nigeria. Monday Idaresit Ekpo aka “Boyce,” is chocolate complexioned and also hails from Akwa Ibom. His last known addresses are No. 5, Ogun Street, Osborne Freshore Estate, Ikoyi, and 12, Atinuke Street, Ikeja, both in Lagos. Anybody with useful information as to his whereabouts should contact ...
“Love worketh no ill to his neighbour; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law”, Romans 13 vs 10. IF only we know what love is. We sing about it, write about it, enjoy what it feels like but really don’t know love at all. Love is lived. Love has laws. There is a way of loving. It has a mix that relieves, and help us overcome whatever thing people say love does to them. Jesus said if we have love for another, people will know we are His disciples. When I teach or write about relationships, I pause to ask if it is worth anything at all. Romances are best sellers but the hatred, bitterness, unforgiveness, betrayal, that accompanies our individual stories is alarming. People can’t stay in a marriage for love’s sake. The reason is actually because we don’t know how it goes. We know what we feel but don’t know what to do with it or how to keep the good feeling on. In my usual way, I will like to share few tips on what things I suggest we apply in our love adventure and I sur...
Ladies, did you know that there is a big difference between dating and courting. I know! I know! Most of us use the words interchangeably and we really need to stop doing that. I believe that a lot of our heartache and pain stems from not knowing the difference between the two. If we know the difference between dating and courting and put what we know into practice, the dating scene would not be as complicated as it is today. Relationships become complicated because we are in search for love but is going about it the wrong way to find it. Here are a few ways to know the differences and similarities between dating and courting: 1. When you are dating you should never meet his family. In this stage you are getting to know one another. You are learning things such as his likes and dislikes. Your goal is to learn as much as possible about each other without any outside influences. It is ok to meet the family if you are courting. 2. Dating is getting to know you. Courting is planning f...
With so many people hooking up nowadays, including the “friends with benefits” scenario, many are not sure if they are in a relationship or in a “situationship”, a word I saw recently on social media. Relationships are sometimes treated like clothing; some change them almost daily. Then there are others who don’t mind sharing in intimate relationships with multiple partners, which are many times unknown to the other participants. Regardless of what we see in media, there are many people who still have a strong desire for an exclusive relationship. They want someone to refer to them as “mine”. Here are eight ways to confirm if your relationship is exclusive: 1. You are their number one priority. If they are already parents, then their children will be their top priority, but thereafter, you are it. Your needs are met by them; they want to know how they can help and serve you in every possible way. They want to know ALL about you – the good and the bad. When they fin...
Reading is unbelievably important in everyone’s life. It increases vocabularies, improves academic performances, and is an excellent way to wind down after a long day. When all of these things are combined, it’s easy to see how important reading can be to any child—especially one who doesn’t enjoy it. Read on for tips to instill a love of reading in your child. Best Ways to Make Your Child Love Reading 1. Teach them to love stories Fictional reading is comprised of stories, and once your child learns to love stories, it’ll be easier to enjoy novels and other books as well. This can be done in numerous ways: let her watch a movie and enthuse about the story behind it. Ask her, “Wasn’t that story interesting? Don’t you think everything that happened was so cool?” Another way to do so is by telling her a bedtime story. Ask her what she liked and how she can find other similar stories. 2. Be a role model Read books in front of them, preferably ones with interesting covers, an...
It’s no longer news that the rate of baldness and hair loss generally is on the increase especially amongst the youths. A receding hair line or balding head can be both embarrassing and uncomfortable leaving most hair loss sufferers confused as to how to stop their hair loss and restore normal hair growth process again. Are you going bald? Good news- KemCorp Innovations has introduced the first hair regrowth and baldness treatment formula specifically adapted to stop hair loss in African-American men. What is Maxgro? Maxgro is a physician formulated highly effective and side-effect free hair re-growth treatment for black men. It is made of rare and potent herbal extracts, minerals and vitamins in combination with FDA approved pure grade minoxidil. Maxgro Herbal Hair Regrowth Spray was created due to a genuine need for a product specifically designed for hair loss prevention and healthy hair re-growth for the uniquely structured African –American hair type. Su...
Posted by: tosin on July 20, 2014 As a marriage counselor, I see all sorts of couples in my office. They come to me with problems ranging from infidelity to not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. When they decide to go to marriage counseling, most couples have decided that their problems are so big that they need to get it sorted out — or else. However, there are a lot of problems couples have that aren’t really problems at all. They’re small enough that it’s not really worth the argument. Seven Problems You Should Stop Arguing About 1. No s*x As I said in another article, s*x is a healthy and important part of marriage. So it’s no wonder when couples fight about it — especially when they aren’t having it. The truth is, fighting about s*x is just making sure that it doesn’t happen for a while. Besides, lots of people have “dry spells”. Instead of sulking or arguing about it, try talking it through with your partner. Tell them exactly what you’re mad about and of...
The Best Hair Style For Your Face | You were watching your favorite show last night and one of your favorite characters comes on screen with a new ‘do. It is super cute, and you immediately want something similar. So the next day you head to your local salon with a pic, get the haircut, and…you look terrible. The shape of your face can drastically alter the way a style looks on you. Always play to your strengths and pick a style that is flattering. Round Face If your face is round, such as Mila Kunis, you want to go with layers and an asymmetrical cut. Different lengths will offset the general shape of your jaw and cheek lines. Unlike rounded cuts that will make your face look heavier. Oval Face Oval faces, like Emma Watson, look best when they are accentuated by a shorter cut. You can go either sleek or edgy, depending on your own preference. But pixie cuts are your best friend. Square Face Square faces have sharp angl...
We all know your husband came out ahead when he married you. But- and don’t take this personally!- husbands often feel they’ve given up some things once they’ve tied the knot, and we’re not talking about sleeping with different women. Since he won’t tell you what these are, our experts shared 10 things your guy’s secretly pining for, and how to give him more of what he wants without making yourself crazy. 1. Not explaining every purchase. Your husband just won a vintage Kiss doll on eBay. For $200. Do you say “Congratulations” or “I thought we were saving for a vacation”? “Indulge your husband’s material desires sometimes, or else he doesn’t feel respected,” says Elizabeth Lombardo, PhD, a psychologist and author of A Happy You: Your Ultimate Prescription for Happiness . Of course, budget-busting purchases or hobbies shouldn’t be the norm. But even then, don’t reprimand him. “Instead, say, ‘I want you to enjoy golfing. Can we find a way you can do it that works ...
Watermelon is the coolest fruit that you can dig into during the hot summer months, and it is great for your skin as well. It is rich in vitamins and potassium, with high water and fibre content, and is low in calories. That is why; it is an amazing fruit for your skin and body. Whether you like to eat this red, juicy fruit or not, you can enjoy its amazing benefits, just read on to know how: 1. Works as a natural toner To have clean and clear skin, use watermelon toner that will hydrate your skin while refreshing it. Toner helps to reduce the risks of acne and other skin blemishes from finding their place on your face. Just mix some watermelon juice, and apply that on your cleansed face, with the help of a cotton ball. Rinse it off after it dries. You can also add some honey to this. You can also make a toner by blending one cup watermelon chunks, with half an orange and one cup water. Use the strained liquid on your face daily. This liquid can be refrigerated for 5 d...
Stretch marks, although a common problem, can be a harrowing discovery on your body, but there are some things you can do to limit their effect. More Sharing Services Stretch marks can appear for different reasons. The skin is a highly flexible entity, but when stretch marks can occur when the connective tissue is overly strained. The most common ways to get them are rapid weight gain, such as pregnancy or sudden muscle growth. Many get them during puberty when the body can suddenly start to grow too fast for the skin to keep up. In the beginning, the stretch marks will appear red under the thin stretched skin but in time they will turn white and become less noticeable. Can you remove stretch marks? There is no easy ticket to remove stretch marks. A lot of skin products will claim that they do the trick, but it is advisable to take this with a pinch of salt, otherwise you are likely to get disappointed. There are, however, ways of reducing them and making your skin l...
President Jonathan is seeking $1billion loan to fight Boko Haram. In a letter sent to the House of Representatives this morning, President Jonathan asked the Rep members to approve a request for an external loan of $1billion (about N165billion) which would be used to upgrade the equipment of the Armed Forces in the fight of the insurgent group, Boko Haram. The letter was read this morning during the house plenary session.
A mother and her two pregnant daughters have all been left tragically widowed after their husbands died in a plane crash in California on July 6th. The three husbands, Doug Symiczek, 49 (centre), Kyle Parton, 29 (left), and Jacob Griffiths, 32, (right) were on a small private plane when it crashed into a mountain in California. The men had taken a morning flight to enjoy breakfast at their favourite cafe but on their way back home around 9am, the single-engined plane got in to difficulties and crashed in to a nearby mountain & exploded on impact. All three men died instantly. Continue... A week after the tragic crash, Kyle’s wife Breanna (left) gave birth to their second child, on July 13th Jacob's wife (pictured left) was three months pregnant at the time of the fatal crash..and just day before the accident, Jacob and Amanda had posed for photographs to announce their happy news. The girl's mum, Kim, had been married to their dad (pictured on top) for 30 ...
There are speculations that 21 year old singer and actress Selena Gomez may have gotten breast implants after she was spotted on the streets of New York yesterday with fuller boobs. (left is Selena a while back and right is what her boobs look like now). Justin Bieber's girlfriend went bra-less in a sheer black top as she went to lunch with friends. You think she got implants? See more photos after the cut... Selena at Met Gala in New York City this May (L) and Selena in New York yesterday (R)...
Ok, before you all start to insult me, there is absolutely nothing wrong with an older woman marrying a younger man; i can of fancy it sef….hehe. Anyways, it’s good to know that the stigma is lifting, as more Nigerian women are openly dating and even marrying their young lovers, not caring what the world thinks; and why should they? See the celebs below: - Lola & Peter Okoye Toping the list in no particular order is is Peter Okoye of P-Square musical duo and Lola Omotayo.Lola is said to be 6 years older than Peter. Peter and his twin brother Paul were born on the 18th of November 1981. Although no one is saying anything concerning Lola’s precise date of birth, of course you know how it is with women and their age. Exclusive from yabaleftonline.com In an earlier interview years back, Lola addressed the age gap between them thus: “Like I said, Peter is an old soul and he always tells me that I’m like a 23-year-old. Age is just a number. Right now, you can see it...
Found the statement below on Defence HQ website Troops on patrol around Delwa and neighbouring communities (in Borno state yesterday Wednesday July 9th) successfully broke through insurgents’ ambush 35kilometres to Maiduguri as they advanced to dislodge insurgents who were massing up in the area. The fierce fire fight that ensued as the troops wadded through the ambush left scores of insurgents dead, while 3 soldiers died in action. 7 soldiers who incurred various degrees of injuries have been evacuated for treatment while the troops have continued with their mission.
Pregnancy is a difficult time for a woman. It can also be a stressful time in one’s marriage. Here are 10 things that a man should never say to his wife when she is pregnant. 1. “Man I slept good last night!” Women do not want to hear this. Pregnancy is an uncomfortable time for a woman. Sleep is scarce and almost always interrupted by glamorous things like acid reflux and frequent trips to the bathroom. 2. “I know how you feel.” No you don’t! This statement of attempted empathy doesn’t work, so don’t even go there. 3. “Don’t you think one bowl of ice cream is enough?” Mothers-to-be often enjoy comfort foods and ice cream is one of them. Cut them some slack and don’t make the mistake of monitoring portions or critiquing requests for strange food combinations. If she asks for pickles and peanut butter at 1 a.m., give the woman what she wants! 4. “I think you might have stretched out my favorite pair of shorts.” While this may be true, you should never say it. Pregnan...
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